Arkie_Lefty Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 A ship's Captain inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled badly...reeked of body odor (B.O.). The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally to keep the B.O. to a minimum, if not get rid of it altogether. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear to get rid of your B.O.."He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better. Just Say No to B.O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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