Why Some Women Like Guns More Than Men

[Dan1045]

#10. Guns can be traded in

#9. You can shot the lazy lump on your couch

#8. If you have a rifle, the handgun wont feel betrayed

#7. Handguns can actually compliment that new motorcycle

#6. A handgun doesn't mind if you ask for directions

#5. A handgun doesn't smell of beer if you give it a night off

#4. No handgun would feel unloved if it had to sleep on the shelf for a week

#3. Handguns only cause drama when they are used on accident

#2. Handguns stay good looking for many years

And, finally, the number one reason for women to prefer handguns...

#1. ~*~ Guns dont hog the remote ~*~