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Arkie_Lefty

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  1. Just a personal opinion, the older the better. While new are still rugged, reliable, and probably as accurate as older guns, I just can't get my head around plastic trigger groups, and painted receivers. Even the new "stainless" guns are just a painted on coating over moly steel bbls.

    As long as exterior of a used 10/22 is acceptable the internals and bbl just about can't be fubared.

    Bob

  2. Now the battery in my Nikon camera is dead! Have one ordered, but hasn't come in yet.

    This is one fine sight install! "Kensite" brand, "melted" into slide, front is dovetailed into slide, then sides of sight and dovetail were contoured until it's hard to see the seams. Group size has improved as well as speed.

    Can hardly wait to get camera up and running so I can post pictures and REALLY gloat!

    Bob

  3. A ship's Captain inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled badly...reeked of body odor (B.O.). The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally to keep the B.O. to a minimum, if not get rid of it altogether. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear to get rid of your B.O.."

    He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

    Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better. Just Say No to B.O.

  4. > Subject: Air Force One Crash!

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    >> Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken,

    >> the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When

    >> they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally

    >> destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that

    >> bordered a farm.

    >> The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no

    >> remains of anyone, including the President.

    >>

    >> They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if

    >> nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

    >>

    >> "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this

    >> terrible accident happen?".

    >>

    >> "Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the

    >> tractor's engine.

    >>

    >> "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United

    >> States?"

    >>

    >> "Yep."

    >>

    >> "Were there any survivors?"

    >>

    >> "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done

    >> buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.."

    >>

    >> "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.

    >>

    >> "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying

    >> he wasn't ...

    >> But you know how bad that sum[censored] lies."

    >>

  5. TORTURE!!!

    Sent my RIA 38Super slide to my Nephew to have him replace the horrible sights. I shipped it standard post (ok to send parts, just not the part with the serial number), no insurance, he had it in two days.

    He called to tell me he'd put in in the mail Wednesday and fussed at me for not insuring, as he did on return trip. Checked yesterday, no slide, checked at 8;30 this morning no slide. Happened back by post office 1:30pm ish (closed), and sure enough instead of slide, there was yellow notification slip that signature is required! Now I gotta moan, whine, and grit my teeth 'till Monday morning to get it!! frown

    Bob

  6. UPDATE!

    Finished pics.

    Stock is a birch carbine with front cut off at an angle, finger grooves cut. Has a "dipped" carbon fiber effect finish, and a "burn victim" Rhino Lining coated butt plate.

    Bolt face has been squared, and a Timney trigger installed are the extent of mechanical mods.

    Receiver is from an early 93XXX serial number gun, beadblasted and clearcoated.

    Barrel is NOS from when stainless bbls were actually stainless.

    Scope is a 4X Burris that spent years on Wife's Mini30. Walmart rings and bases.

  7. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place

    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

    WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

    WITNESS: My name is Susan!

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

    WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

    WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

    WITNESS: Yes . ;

    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

    WITNESS: I forget.

    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

    ___________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

    ____________________________________

    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

    WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

    ____________________________ ______ _________

    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

    WITNESS: Are you [censored] me?

    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

    WITNESS: Getting laid

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

    WITNESS: None.

    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

    ___________________________________ ______ ___

    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

    WITNESS: By death.

    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

    WITNESS: Take a guess.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

    WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.

    _____ ________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

    WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

    ______________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

    ________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

    WITNESS: Oral..

    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

    WIT NESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

    WITNE SS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

    ______________________________________

    And the best for last:

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATT ORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law..

  8. Really was a good day. Then went by "Ron's Fish House" for supper. Their slogan is "62 Feet Of All You Can Eat"! Catfish filets, catfish Steaks (bone in), Cajun catfish, frog legs, crawfish, shrimp, various chicken dishes, various beef and pork offerings,

    They have cooking staff, cashier, and cleanup staff. All else is self serve. Ok by me long as they're up front about it. No reason to leave a tip.

    OVER ATE!!!

    bOB

  9. UPDATE;

    Semi successful gunshow trip. Got 1,000 125gr RNL bullets for 38Super reloads, set of used Pachmayr "Hybrid" grips (walnut with rubber insert finger grooves) for Diamondback, Yea, I know, won't do anything for value, but they sure feel good and look much better than all rubber Pachmayr "Presentation" atrocities that were on it! Wife was along and I bought her a nice all leather zipper pouch handgun purse. No 1911 parts. Closest thing to a bargain gun was a Rock Island Armory 38Super with acne (had 4-5 heavily pitted spots on slide. Fugly appearance, no effect on function. Guy was asking $350. I made a couple more circles, and when I came back to dicker he'd already sold it!

    Also bought a brick of Armscor (SP) high velocity, hollow point, made in the Philippines, 22 long rifle ammo! Haven't seen this stuff in years, back then it was HOT. And cheap. Haven't fired any of this yet, but at 500 @ $31. it ain't cheap. Realize I got "gun show raped" but I wanted to see if it was good as it used to be.

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